He he he... Here is a funny take on a Waterfall Methodology seminar.
"Come to the Waterfall 2006 conference and see how a sequential development process can benefit your next project. Learn how slow, deliberate handoffs (with signatures!) between groups can slow the rate of change on any project so that development teams have more time to spend on anticipating user needs through big, upfront design."
The sessions I want to attend are:
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User Feedback: Eliminating the Main Cause of Project Overruns
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Upfront Design: If A Little Is Good, A Lot is Better
C'mon, you know you want to attend to... all the industry leaders will be there!
See you at Waterfall 2006