Did you ever wonder why nerds aren't considered part of the cool kids club?
I think there might be some hints in this promotional video for Windows 386. It's pretty much not worth watching before the 7 minute mark but then it flies into action when the production is taken over by crack-smoking monkeys!
BTW, Windows 386 was basically Windows 2.1. If you are interested* have a look at the History of Microsoft Windows over at Wikipedia.
* Note: May I suggest you go back and have a look at the question I posed at the start of this post before proceeding